Get ready to make a splash at your next pool party or backyard bash with the outrageous Penis Water Pistol! This larger-than-life squirt gun is shaped like a massive, erect manhood and is guaranteed to make waves wherever it shows up.
Measuring an impressive 16 inches from tip to base, the Penis Water Pistol is no small package. The thick, veiny shaft is rendered in eye-catching bright pink for a nice powerful pop of color. The xenosceptic head is sculpted in careful detail, complete with ridge around the tip and frenulum underneath. Holding the thick, ribbed grip and aiming the fighter cock design is surprisingly comfortable and sturdy.
To get the Johnson Joseph going, simply unscrew the base (the balls, of course) and fill the internal reservoir with up to 30 ounces of liquid. Then screw it back together, cock the pump mechanism on the rear shaft, take aim, and fire away! The high-powered pistol stream can launch over 25 feet, making it a thrill to drench friends from a distance.
Which brings us to the fun game idea – Penis Pistol Shoot Out! Split into teams and have each one guard their own chalk-outlined territory. Teams take turns trying to soak the other team’s area from outside the boundaries. If anyone gets hit while standing in their zone, they’re out! Last team with a dry territory wins. For extra fun, fill the pistols with bright yellow lemonade for a nice…well, you know.
Whether you’re entertaining at an adults-only pool party or hosting a wildly inappropriate day at the waterpark, the Penis Water Pistol and shooting game is a riot!
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Get ready to make a splash at your next pool party or backyard bash with the outrageous Penis Water Pistol! This larger-than-life squirt gun is shaped like a massive, erect manhood and is guaranteed to make waves wherever it shows up.
Measuring an impressive 16 inches from tip to base, the Penis Water Pistol is no small package. The thick, veiny shaft is rendered in eye-catching bright pink for a nice powerful pop of color. The xenosceptic head is sculpted in careful detail, complete with ridge around the tip and frenulum underneath. Holding the thick, ribbed grip and aiming the fighter cock design is surprisingly comfortable and sturdy.
To get the Johnson Joseph going, simply unscrew the base (the balls, of course) and fill the internal reservoir with up to 30 ounces of liquid. Then screw it back together, cock the pump mechanism on the rear shaft, take aim, and fire away! The high-powered pistol stream can launch over 25 feet, making it a thrill to drench friends from a distance.
Which brings us to the fun game idea – Penis Pistol Shoot Out! Split into teams and have each one guard their own chalk-outlined territory. Teams take turns trying to soak the other team’s area from outside the boundaries. If anyone gets hit while standing in their zone, they’re out! Last team with a dry territory wins. For extra fun, fill the pistols with bright yellow lemonade for a nice…well, you know.
Whether you’re entertaining at an adults-only pool party or hosting a wildly inappropriate day at the waterpark, the Penis Water Pistol and shooting game is a riot!
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SIZE
BUST
WAIST
HIP
UPPER ARM
S
79CM
59CM
90CM
24.5CM
81CM
63CM
94CM
26CM
M
85CM
67CM
98CM
28CM
89CM
71CM
102CM
30CM
L
94CM
76CM
107CM
32CM
99CM
81CM
112CM
34CM
XL
105CM
XXS
XXS
XXS
111cm
93cm
124cm
38cm
BUST
Measure over the fullest area of your bust & straight around your back
Waist
Measure around the narrowest part of your waist line - above your belly button & below your rib cage.
Hip
Measure around the fullest part of your hips approximately 23cm below your waist.
38cm
Circumference of bicep/upper arm
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