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Penis Water Pistol

Get ready to make a splash at your next pool party or backyard bash with the outrageous Penis Water Pistol! This larger-than-life squirt gun is shaped like a massive, erect manhood and is guaranteed to make waves wherever it shows up.

Measuring an impressive 16 inches from tip to base, the Penis Water Pistol is no small package. The thick, veiny shaft is rendered in eye-catching bright pink for a nice powerful pop of color. The xenosceptic head is sculpted in careful detail, complete with ridge around the tip and frenulum underneath. Holding the thick, ribbed grip and aiming the fighter cock design is surprisingly comfortable and sturdy.

How to use:

To get the Johnson Joseph going, simply unscrew the base (the balls, of course) and fill the internal reservoir with up to 30 ounces of liquid. Then screw it back together, cock the pump mechanism on the rear shaft, take aim, and fire away! The high-powered pistol stream can launch over 25 feet, making it a thrill to drench friends from a distance.

Which brings us to the fun game idea – Penis Pistol Shoot Out! Split into teams and have each one guard their own chalk-outlined territory. Teams take turns trying to soak the other team’s area from outside the boundaries. If anyone gets hit while standing in their zone, they’re out! Last team with a dry territory wins. For extra fun, fill the pistols with bright yellow lemonade for a nice…well, you know.

Whether you’re entertaining at an adults-only pool party or hosting a wildly inappropriate day at the waterpark, the Penis Water Pistol and shooting game is a riot!

 

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Penis Water Pistol

Get ready to make a splash at your next pool party or backyard bash with the outrageous Penis Water Pistol! This larger-than-life squirt gun is shaped like a massive, erect manhood and is guaranteed to make waves wherever it shows up.

Measuring an impressive 16 inches from tip to base, the Penis Water Pistol is no small package. The thick, veiny shaft is rendered in eye-catching bright pink for a nice powerful pop of color. The xenosceptic head is sculpted in careful detail, complete with ridge around the tip and frenulum underneath. Holding the thick, ribbed grip and aiming the fighter cock design is surprisingly comfortable and sturdy.

How to use:

To get the Johnson Joseph going, simply unscrew the base (the balls, of course) and fill the internal reservoir with up to 30 ounces of liquid. Then screw it back together, cock the pump mechanism on the rear shaft, take aim, and fire away! The high-powered pistol stream can launch over 25 feet, making it a thrill to drench friends from a distance.

Which brings us to the fun game idea – Penis Pistol Shoot Out! Split into teams and have each one guard their own chalk-outlined territory. Teams take turns trying to soak the other team’s area from outside the boundaries. If anyone gets hit while standing in their zone, they’re out! Last team with a dry territory wins. For extra fun, fill the pistols with bright yellow lemonade for a nice…well, you know.

Whether you’re entertaining at an adults-only pool party or hosting a wildly inappropriate day at the waterpark, the Penis Water Pistol and shooting game is a riot!

 

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SIZE

BUST

WAIST

HIP

UPPER ARM

S

79CM

59CM

90CM

24.5CM

81CM

63CM

94CM

26CM

M

85CM

67CM

98CM

28CM

89CM

71CM

102CM

30CM

L

94CM

76CM

107CM

32CM

99CM

81CM

112CM

34CM

XL

105CM

XXS

XXS

XXS

111cm

93cm

124cm

38cm

How to measure

BUST

Measure over the fullest area of your bust & straight around your back

Waist

Measure around the narrowest part of your waist line - above your belly button & below your rib cage.

Hip

Measure around the fullest part of your hips approximately 23cm below your waist.

38cm

Circumference of bicep/upper arm

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