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Penis Slippers

Penis Slippers – The novelty penis slippers are fluffy and comfortable. Will fit sizes 5 to 7. Make her wear them to the bachelorette party. Slip Into Something a Little More Comfortable…and Outrageous!

Let’s be real – after a long day, you want to be able to slip out of those constricting clothes and into something soft, cozy, and extremely phallic. Yeah, you read that right – we’re talking about the one and only Penis Slippers!

Novelty

These anatomically-incorrect-but-hilarious novelty slippers are just what you need to keep those tootsies warm while reminding everyone of your wildly inappropriate sense of humor. Each plushy slipper is shaped like an erect man’s…well, you know, complete with contoured shaft, bulging veins, and unmistakable mushroom tip.

But despite their jaw-dropping phallic form, these slippers are all about comfort. The soft polyester fleece lining caresses your feet in dreamy softness. A cushioned insole with arch support keeps you walking on a cloud no matter how long you strut your stuff. And thick rubber outsoles provide just the right amount of traction to keep you from slipping…well, you get the idea.

Make a statement

The anatomically-inspired design comes in a range of skin tones from a pale “Ceramic Cock” to a rich “Mocha Meat Missile” so you can represent your junk’s precise hue. Or switch it up with bright, eye-popping shades like “Neon Nightstick” or “Molten Magnum” to really make a statement. After all, if you’re gonna walk around in dick slippers, you may as well go bold!

Whether you’re relaxing around the house, hosting a wildly inappropriate slumber party, or simply in need of some spa-approved self-care and anatomy appreciation time, these Penis Slippers are flexible enough for any position. So slip into something a lot more phallic and comfortable today – your feet will thank you!

If you’re stuck for ideas why not let the Lola Montez Dream Team do your party for you – we will arrange the games, the gifts and the entertainment.

 

We use a courier service for delivery. There is no Lola Montez Branding on the external packaging whatsoever.

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Penis Slippers

Penis Slippers – The novelty penis slippers are fluffy and comfortable. Will fit sizes 5 to 7. Make her wear them to the bachelorette party. Slip Into Something a Little More Comfortable…and Outrageous!

Let’s be real – after a long day, you want to be able to slip out of those constricting clothes and into something soft, cozy, and extremely phallic. Yeah, you read that right – we’re talking about the one and only Penis Slippers!

Novelty

These anatomically-incorrect-but-hilarious novelty slippers are just what you need to keep those tootsies warm while reminding everyone of your wildly inappropriate sense of humor. Each plushy slipper is shaped like an erect man’s…well, you know, complete with contoured shaft, bulging veins, and unmistakable mushroom tip.

But despite their jaw-dropping phallic form, these slippers are all about comfort. The soft polyester fleece lining caresses your feet in dreamy softness. A cushioned insole with arch support keeps you walking on a cloud no matter how long you strut your stuff. And thick rubber outsoles provide just the right amount of traction to keep you from slipping…well, you get the idea.

Make a statement

The anatomically-inspired design comes in a range of skin tones from a pale “Ceramic Cock” to a rich “Mocha Meat Missile” so you can represent your junk’s precise hue. Or switch it up with bright, eye-popping shades like “Neon Nightstick” or “Molten Magnum” to really make a statement. After all, if you’re gonna walk around in dick slippers, you may as well go bold!

Whether you’re relaxing around the house, hosting a wildly inappropriate slumber party, or simply in need of some spa-approved self-care and anatomy appreciation time, these Penis Slippers are flexible enough for any position. So slip into something a lot more phallic and comfortable today – your feet will thank you!

If you’re stuck for ideas why not let the Lola Montez Dream Team do your party for you – we will arrange the games, the gifts and the entertainment.

 

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Sizing

SIZE

BUST

WAIST

HIP

UPPER ARM

S

79CM

59CM

90CM

24.5CM

81CM

63CM

94CM

26CM

M

85CM

67CM

98CM

28CM

89CM

71CM

102CM

30CM

L

94CM

76CM

107CM

32CM

99CM

81CM

112CM

34CM

XL

105CM

XXS

XXS

XXS

111cm

93cm

124cm

38cm

How to measure

BUST

Measure over the fullest area of your bust & straight around your back

Waist

Measure around the narrowest part of your waist line - above your belly button & below your rib cage.

Hip

Measure around the fullest part of your hips approximately 23cm below your waist.

38cm

Circumference of bicep/upper arm

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