Penis Slippers – The novelty penis slippers are fluffy and comfortable. Will fit sizes 5 to 7. Make her wear them to the bachelorette party. Slip Into Something a Little More Comfortable…and Outrageous!
Let’s be real – after a long day, you want to be able to slip out of those constricting clothes and into something soft, cozy, and extremely phallic. Yeah, you read that right – we’re talking about the one and only Penis Slippers!
These anatomically-incorrect-but-hilarious novelty slippers are just what you need to keep those tootsies warm while reminding everyone of your wildly inappropriate sense of humor. Each plushy slipper is shaped like an erect man’s…well, you know, complete with contoured shaft, bulging veins, and unmistakable mushroom tip.
But despite their jaw-dropping phallic form, these slippers are all about comfort. The soft polyester fleece lining caresses your feet in dreamy softness. A cushioned insole with arch support keeps you walking on a cloud no matter how long you strut your stuff. And thick rubber outsoles provide just the right amount of traction to keep you from slipping…well, you get the idea.
The anatomically-inspired design comes in a range of skin tones from a pale “Ceramic Cock” to a rich “Mocha Meat Missile” so you can represent your junk’s precise hue. Or switch it up with bright, eye-popping shades like “Neon Nightstick” or “Molten Magnum” to really make a statement. After all, if you’re gonna walk around in dick slippers, you may as well go bold!
Whether you’re relaxing around the house, hosting a wildly inappropriate slumber party, or simply in need of some spa-approved self-care and anatomy appreciation time, these Penis Slippers are flexible enough for any position. So slip into something a lot more phallic and comfortable today – your feet will thank you!
If you’re stuck for ideas why not let the Lola Montez Dream Team do your party for you – we will arrange the games, the gifts and the entertainment.
We use a courier service for delivery. There is no Lola Montez Branding on the external packaging whatsoever.
Penis Slippers – The novelty penis slippers are fluffy and comfortable. Will fit sizes 5 to 7. Make her wear them to the bachelorette party. Slip Into Something a Little More Comfortable…and Outrageous!
Let’s be real – after a long day, you want to be able to slip out of those constricting clothes and into something soft, cozy, and extremely phallic. Yeah, you read that right – we’re talking about the one and only Penis Slippers!
These anatomically-incorrect-but-hilarious novelty slippers are just what you need to keep those tootsies warm while reminding everyone of your wildly inappropriate sense of humor. Each plushy slipper is shaped like an erect man’s…well, you know, complete with contoured shaft, bulging veins, and unmistakable mushroom tip.
But despite their jaw-dropping phallic form, these slippers are all about comfort. The soft polyester fleece lining caresses your feet in dreamy softness. A cushioned insole with arch support keeps you walking on a cloud no matter how long you strut your stuff. And thick rubber outsoles provide just the right amount of traction to keep you from slipping…well, you get the idea.
The anatomically-inspired design comes in a range of skin tones from a pale “Ceramic Cock” to a rich “Mocha Meat Missile” so you can represent your junk’s precise hue. Or switch it up with bright, eye-popping shades like “Neon Nightstick” or “Molten Magnum” to really make a statement. After all, if you’re gonna walk around in dick slippers, you may as well go bold!
Whether you’re relaxing around the house, hosting a wildly inappropriate slumber party, or simply in need of some spa-approved self-care and anatomy appreciation time, these Penis Slippers are flexible enough for any position. So slip into something a lot more phallic and comfortable today – your feet will thank you!
If you’re stuck for ideas why not let the Lola Montez Dream Team do your party for you – we will arrange the games, the gifts and the entertainment.
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SIZE
BUST
WAIST
HIP
UPPER ARM
S
79CM
59CM
90CM
24.5CM
81CM
63CM
94CM
26CM
M
85CM
67CM
98CM
28CM
89CM
71CM
102CM
30CM
L
94CM
76CM
107CM
32CM
99CM
81CM
112CM
34CM
XL
105CM
XXS
XXS
XXS
111cm
93cm
124cm
38cm
BUST
Measure over the fullest area of your bust & straight around your back
Waist
Measure around the narrowest part of your waist line - above your belly button & below your rib cage.
Hip
Measure around the fullest part of your hips approximately 23cm below your waist.
38cm
Circumference of bicep/upper arm
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