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Penis Pasta Edible

Alright ladies, let’s get one thing straight – this pasta is anything but straight! Introducing the most hilarious and outrageous addition to your kitchen: Penis Shaped Pasta. That’s right, this dried se

molina dough has been extruded and lovingly crafted into unmistakable phallic forms for a meal that’s sure to get some giggles going around the table.

Each box contains over 100 proud, erect noodle shafts ranging from 3-6 inches in length with detailed tips and veins for realism that…well, you’ll just have to see it to believe it. Satisfy your cravings for a meal that’spart wholesome, part obscene and 100% hysterical.

To Serve

To serve, simply boil the penis pasta for 7-10 minutes until al dente, then drain and toss with your favorite sauce. We recommend going full-blown raunchy by smothering these naughty noodles in a thick, white alfredo sauce and showering with gratuitous amounts of parmesan “pearls.” Or get extra saucy with a tight-gripped handful of marinara.

For a real mind-blowing presentation, create a towering centerpiece by standing the cooked shafts upright in a nice tight bundle. Surround the base with balls…erm, meatballs of course. And don’t forget the fresh grated parmesan money shot on top!

Whether you’re hosting an unforgettable bachelorette bash, a raunchy birthday bash, or just want to surprise that special someone with some phallic food porn – this Penis Pasta is a meal they’ll literally never forget. Just make sure to serve with plenty of wine, because this is one dish where uncontrollable giggling is highly encouraged!

Penis Pasta for everyone – Wonder if your friends will notice that you’ve cooked up some Penis. Brings a whole new meaning to Rude Food!

Cook the Penis Pasta as you would any other – al dente is perfect!

Not sure where to start with arranging your Bachelorette Party and at your wits end for entertainment? Why not get Lola Montez to organise everything for you. A Lola Montez consultant can come to a venue of your choice to show off all our goodies, in addition we can organise anything from strippers to pole dancers. Why not try our latest addition – Salsa!

 

We use a courier service for delivery. There is no Lola Montez Branding on the external packaging whatsoever.

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Penis Pasta Edible

Alright ladies, let’s get one thing straight – this pasta is anything but straight! Introducing the most hilarious and outrageous addition to your kitchen: Penis Shaped Pasta. That’s right, this dried se

molina dough has been extruded and lovingly crafted into unmistakable phallic forms for a meal that’s sure to get some giggles going around the table.

Each box contains over 100 proud, erect noodle shafts ranging from 3-6 inches in length with detailed tips and veins for realism that…well, you’ll just have to see it to believe it. Satisfy your cravings for a meal that’spart wholesome, part obscene and 100% hysterical.

To Serve

To serve, simply boil the penis pasta for 7-10 minutes until al dente, then drain and toss with your favorite sauce. We recommend going full-blown raunchy by smothering these naughty noodles in a thick, white alfredo sauce and showering with gratuitous amounts of parmesan “pearls.” Or get extra saucy with a tight-gripped handful of marinara.

For a real mind-blowing presentation, create a towering centerpiece by standing the cooked shafts upright in a nice tight bundle. Surround the base with balls…erm, meatballs of course. And don’t forget the fresh grated parmesan money shot on top!

Whether you’re hosting an unforgettable bachelorette bash, a raunchy birthday bash, or just want to surprise that special someone with some phallic food porn – this Penis Pasta is a meal they’ll literally never forget. Just make sure to serve with plenty of wine, because this is one dish where uncontrollable giggling is highly encouraged!

Penis Pasta for everyone – Wonder if your friends will notice that you’ve cooked up some Penis. Brings a whole new meaning to Rude Food!

Cook the Penis Pasta as you would any other – al dente is perfect!

Not sure where to start with arranging your Bachelorette Party and at your wits end for entertainment? Why not get Lola Montez to organise everything for you. A Lola Montez consultant can come to a venue of your choice to show off all our goodies, in addition we can organise anything from strippers to pole dancers. Why not try our latest addition – Salsa!

 

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SIZE

BUST

WAIST

HIP

UPPER ARM

S

79CM

59CM

90CM

24.5CM

81CM

63CM

94CM

26CM

M

85CM

67CM

98CM

28CM

89CM

71CM

102CM

30CM

L

94CM

76CM

107CM

32CM

99CM

81CM

112CM

34CM

XL

105CM

XXS

XXS

XXS

111cm

93cm

124cm

38cm

How to measure

BUST

Measure over the fullest area of your bust & straight around your back

Waist

Measure around the narrowest part of your waist line - above your belly button & below your rib cage.

Hip

Measure around the fullest part of your hips approximately 23cm below your waist.

38cm

Circumference of bicep/upper arm

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