Hey there April 2023, how’s it going? Want to spice up your sex life or try something new? Don’t sweat it, we’ve got you covered!
Whether you’re dealing with a long-distance situation, flying solo, or enjoying some quality time with your significant other, we’ve got treats for everyone. So why not come through and let us help you stay up-to-date or set up your next steamy experience?
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Meet Sharon Gordon, our South African sex expert with 21+ years of experience. She writes weekly for Saturday Star and has been featured on Cosmo, Femina, Beeld, and more. Sharon’s extensive knowledge and broad reach have made her a trusted voice in the world of sex and relationships.
Hot 10: New Sex Toys for April 2023!
Men
The Best Long Distance Mastibator, Lovense Calor, R2999.99
The Best Handsfree Glans Massager, Lovense Gush Masturbator, R2999.99
The Best Powerful Prostate Massager, Lelo Loki Wave 2 Vibrator Available in Purple, Black & Blue, R4999.99
The Best Remote-Controlled Vibrating Cock Ring, Lovense Diamo Cock Ring, R3099.99
Women
The Best Long Distance Dual Stimulation Vibrator, Lovense Nora, R3085.00
The Best Multifunction Vibrating Bullet, Swan Alices Bunny – Mini, R599.99
The Best Clitoris Stimulator, Lelo Lily 3 Available in Dark Plum, Calm Lavender & Pebble, R3699.99
The Best Programmable Strong Wand Vibrator, Lovense Domi 2, R2999.99
Couples
The Best Couple Powerful Waterproof Massage Vibrator, FeelzToys Mister Bunny Available in Purple, Pink & Black, R799
The Best Couple Penetration Control Pleasure Enhancer, Ohnut Set Available in Aloe, Jade & Sage, R1549.99 – R1949.99
Men
1. The Best Long Distance Mastibator, Lovense Calor, R2999.99
Highlights:
- Materials: Body-Safe Silicone/ABS Plastic
- Size: 159 x 70 mm (insertable part 153 mm)
- Rechargeable
- Charging: 90 Minutes
- Up to 120 hours of play
- Waterproof (IPX7)
Introducing the Best Long-Distance Sex Toy! Calor is a depth-controlled heating compact male masturbator.
The optional heating feature will help you warm up your winter sessions, while you let the depth-control make the vibrations stronger the deeper you insert, and with its squeezable grip it can accommodate most sizes and stimulate while you stroke.
The Review: My girlfriend got it for me because we are long distance and it has went beyond my expectations. I have seen many mixed reviews online but I definitely recommend it. Definitely going to be ordering more stuff from Lovense.
2. The Best Handsfree Glans Massager, Lovense Gush Masturbator, R2999.99
Highlights:
- Wireless
- Waterproof
- Up to 2 hours of play
- Apps enabled
- USB rechargeable
- Use Time: up to 115 Minutes
- Standby: Up to 120 Hours
- Waterproof (IPX7)
Gush is a flexible and handsfree glans massager and is an ideal toy for any size and can provide a whole range of sensations.
Gush is adjustable and designed to allow users to experience both handsfree pleasure, or stroke it at the preferred speed. It also comes with an optional band to increase intensity, tightness, and targeted stimulation.
The Review: This is next level. Worth every penny. I broadcast on Chaturbate, and this works perfectly. Easy setup. I’m 50, I didn’t want to have to call my kid for help. If I can do it, you can too. BUY A MOP.
3. The Best Powerful Prostate Massager, Lelo Loki Wave 2 Vibrator Available in Purple, Black & Blue, R4999.99
Highlights:
- Materials: Body-safe silicone, ABS plastic
- Smooth Finish
- Size: 91 x 42 x 196 mm / 3.6 x 1.7 x 7.7 in
- Insertable length: 100 mm / 3.9 in
- Weight: 196 g / 6.9 oz
- Battery: Lithium 850 mAh 3.7 V
- Charging: Up to 2 h at 5.0 V 750 mA
- Up to 2 hours to pay
- Standby: Up to 90 days
- Frequency: 122 Hz
- Max. noise level: < 60 dB
- Interface: 5 buttons
LOKI Wave 2 is a powerful prostate massager with 12 pleasure settings, ideal for daring solo or couple play. It uses LELO’s signature WaveMotion to provide a deep and spectacular finger-like massage while simultaneously using the smaller tip to stimulate the perineum.
LOKI Wave 2 is entirely waterproof and coated in premium body-safe silicone, bringing your most vivid orgasmic dreams to reality with ease.
We believe that this baby can also be used as a fantastic G-Spot vibrator.
The Review: For me, vibrations on the prostate are just O.K. What I really like is a constant moving pressure (if you have ever used an Aneros device, you know what I mean). The wave motion of the Loki Wave is just that.
The best part about the Wave is that you don’t have to hold it tightly in place and move it around…it does all the motion on its own. It does not stay in very well by itself so you do have to hold it in somehow. My favorite way is to have my wife hold it. This way I can relax and really enjoy it.
It is a little big so if you are new to prostate massage, go slow! The first few times she put it in, she went way too fast and it did not feel good. Once you get used to it, however, this is a great toy! The vibrations are very intense on the high setting so, if you like vibes, the Loki will not disappoint.
The fact that it is waterproof makes cleanup really easy. You don’t have any parts that you have to avoid getting water on and you can wash the whole thing. The battery lasts longer than I can use it in one go (as long as I remember to charge it).
It’s not a silent toy but, for what it does, it’s quiet enough. I don’t think the sound travels outside of our bedroom when the door is shut.
4. The Best Remote-Controlled Vibrating Cock Ring, Lovense Diamo Cock Ring, R3099.99
Highlights:
- Close & long distance control
- Smooth ring
- Harder and longer-lasting erections
- Delayed orgasms
- Silent
- Powerful motor
- Customise Your Vibrations
- Unlimited patterns (Create, download and share vibration patterns)
- Music Based Vibrations – Sync to your favourite music
- Sound Activated
- 1 year warranty
Diamo is a Bluetooth remote-controlled vibrating cock for comfortable wear that provides a harder, longer lasting erection and increases sexual stamina, perfect to use during solo play, discreet public play, during sex and long-distance control.
The Review: I really enjoy it. I wore it to bed that night to play with a friend and the day after I got it I wore it out for the day, played with it a few times during the day even edging myself with it. Battery in mostly standby lasted til I got home that evening, even after all night and all day.
Women
5. The Best Long Distance Dual Stimulation Vibrator, Lovense Nora, R3085.00
Highlights:
- Long distance play
- Dual Stimulation
- Two Unique Sensations
- Thoughtfully Curved Shaft
- Deep rotational & adjustable G-Spot stimulation
- Waterproof (IPX6)
- Gyrating Beads Massage the Walls of the Vagina
- Flexible vibrating arm accommodates multiple body types
- Perfect toy for beginners: adjustable, independent control of each part
- Nora’s curves are perfect for YOUR curves
- 1 year Warranty
Nora was the first bluetooth rabbit vibrator. It allows you to control your toy via your smartphone, sync with music, give control up control to a partner at any distance and have long distance sex!
The head of Nora rotates, enabling you to hit the G-spot. The clitoral arm contains a vibrator, allowing for dual stimulation.
The Review: I bought this because of a long distance relationship and I am very satisfied with my purchase! I often have difficulty climaxing but not with this toy. The app is very cool too – if your partner is controlling the functionality, you can’t see what levels of vibration or rotation they are choosing, your screen is completely blank! The surprise gives them all of the control which is nice because that’s how real sex could be if you wanted it to and it’s still a turn on for your partner even if they don’t have a toy for you to control since they have control over your orgasms. I wouldn’t say it’s completely hands free since I had to hold the external arm part in the right place but besides that, it stayed in very well for being on all fours. I haven’t used the video chat part of the app. I recommend syncing the device and connecting accounts in the app before you decide to use it as it’s not as easy as say adding someone as a friend on Facebook. Definitely buy for long distance (or yourself) if you are trying to connect with someone say in another time zone or even across the room 😉
6. The Best Multifunction Vibrating Bullet, Swan Alices Bunny – Mini, R599.99
Highlights:
- Removable Silicone Rabbit Sleeve
- 10 Functions
- Compact
- Travel Lock
- USB Rechargeable
- Waterproof
- Body-Safe Materials
Experience 2-in-1 pleasure with the multifunction vibrating bullet that comes suited up in a removable rabbit sleeve, transforming your average bullet into a dual vibrator within seconds!
The strong vibrations transfer through the silicone material and the entire sleeve shakes with power, sending 10 functions of mild to wild vibrations to all of your sweet spots.
The Review: Just tried this for the first time. I’m in LOVE WITH MY NEW VIBE!!! I had 3 ‘old faithfuls’ from 2003 all the same. Vibrators have changed a lot since then. Most are crap and don’t last but a few uses. I can tell this will last a loooonnnngggg time. Quality materials and will bring me MUCH pleasure. I purchased this and another (thrusting one) from another site. This will be my go to one for certain :).
7. The Best Clitoris Stimulator, Lelo Lily 3 Available in Dark Plum, Calm Lavender & Pebble, R3699.99
Highlights:
- 10 powerful pleasure settings
- Travel ready – compact and discreet design
- USB rechargeable & fully waterproof
- Silent
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- Global bestseller
- Certified Body-Safe
Lelo LILY 3 is an iconic mini vibrator that’ll guide you on a passionate journey, triggering your senses for an unforgettable experience.
Despite its petite shape, it packs a wide range of vibration settings inside its smooth silicone body. An ideal toy to help you unlock the universe of pleasure at the palm of your hand.
A Lola Montez Favourite
The Review: I heard good things about the Lelo brand so when I was in the market for a new “neck massager” I thought I would give Lelo a shot. I like that this is rechargeable and the charges last for several hours, no hassle of buying short lived batteries to pollute the environment, no battery failure mid “neck massage”. It is so quiet it can’t be heard in the next room. There are many speeds and many vibration patterns to choose from so you can have a different “massage” each time. It is made out of a smooth velvety material that is very pleasant, not too hard not too soft. It is easy to clean. I plan on buying more Lelo products in different styles for all of my “neck massaging” needs.
8. The Best Programmable Strong Wand Vibrator, Lovense Domi 2, R2999.99
Highlights:
- IPX7 Waterproof
- Made from ABS/Silicone
- Super powerful wand
- Fully programmable
- Efficient Bluetooth 5 chip
- Long Distance Control
- Music Based Vibrations – Sync to your favourite music
- Variety of colours for visual feedback
- Reinforced neck
- 1 year Warranty
Domi 2 is a wand vibrator with a longer battery life and efficient Bluetooth 5.0 chip and an upgraded antenna. Close Range Control – Tap and slide control interface is perfect for solo play or foreplay with a partner!
Customize Your Vibrations – Our software makes it easy to program the vibration levels and ensure you get the right vibrations levels regardless if this is your first vibrator or if you are looking for a strong one!?
The Review: *happy dance* wow wow wow.
Couples
9. The Best Couple Powerful Waterproof Massage Vibrator, FeelzToys Mister Bunny Available in Purple, Pink & Black, R799
 
Highlights:
- Silicone material
- 2 silicone stimulation caps
- 10 Vibe patterns
- Waterproof (IPX 7)
- Uses 1 x AAA battery (not included)
- Dimensions: 135mm (length) x 35mm (diameter)
Meet Mister Bunny, a powerful waterproof massage vibrator that fits perfectly in your hands.
Battery charged, this soft coated massager delivers you 10 strong vibe-patterns that will make you tingle inside. Perfect for a deep massage, perfect for some playing around.
The Review: These two were extremely powerful, and at times the experience reminded me of a vibrator, Mr. Sweetspot Purple. Both parts’ mutual vibration was a recipe for a quick orgasm, without looking for a particular
10. The Best Couple Penetration Control Pleasure Enhancer, Ohnut Set Available in Aloe, Jade & Sage, R1549.99 – R1949.99
Highlights:
- Comes with 4 soft rings, travel pouch, and clever conversation starters
- Ohnut width stretches to 20.3cm, and height of 7cm tall
- BPA, phthalate, and latex free
Ohnut is designed to feel just like skin.
It’s so comfortable you and your partner will barely notice it’s there. And because you may not have to worry about whether penetration will hurt, Ohnut allows both you and your partner to focus on what matters most – connection, enjoyment and fun.
Worn externally at the base of a penetrating partner (e.g. on their shaft or on a toy), Ohnut compresses down to act as a soft buffer during sex. Each set comes with 4 linking rings that all stack up.
The Review: For us this is truly a game changer. My girlfriend was always uncomfortable doing it from behind, and worried that it was going to hurt if I went too deep or too hard. So whenever we did it that way would always be a little tense and neither of us would be fully able to enjoy it as we would both worry about it hurting her.
With Ohnut she was able to relax and feel comfortable that it would only go in so deep. And with her relaxed it made it so much more enjoyable for both of us and I could now fully enjoy it without worrying about exactly how deep I went.
And the rings do do a good job in substituting the feeling of going in, so it feels better than stopping halfway in on your own anyway. So we are both very happy with this product and exited about the impact it will have for us going forward. Highly recommend.